Poems Should Rhyme

Girl, I'm hotter than papa bear's porridge
Baby can I put my private parts in your storage?
I can treat your flower like a mothafucking florist
Girl we can kick it like my name's Chuck Norris.

- Dwayne Carter

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Laughing With a Mouth of Blood- St. Vincent

Aziz is Bored: Darwish vs. Harris on Twitter = Everything You Could Hope For and More 

Yesterday, I convinced both my cousins Darwish and Harris to join Twitter. They’ve since went to war with each other. Currently, Darwish has about 4500 followers while Harris is almost doubling him at 7500 followers.

Darwish has been tweeting about internships, talking about ‘fiiiine ladies,’…

Ok. I’m Back.

2010 has begun so I guess I should post my belated year end lists… I decided all of this while on a plane in the middle of the night.

Top 10 Albums 2009: (in no specific order because… that was too hard).

Fanfarlo- Reservoir

Local Natives- Gorilla Manor

Ghostface Killah- Ghostdini: Wizard of Poetry in Emerald City

Harlem Shakes- Technicolor Health

Phantogram- Eyelid Movies

Dan Mangan- Nice, Nice, Very Nice

Drake- So Far Gone

Wale- Attention: Deficit

Lee Fields & The Expressions- My World

Yeasayer- Odd Blood

Top 30+ Tracks 2009: (again, no order, except the first song… that’s my favorite of ‘09)

So Far Around the Bend- The National

Change Gunna Come- B.O.B. feat. Asher Roth and Charles Hamilton

Let Me Live- Charles Hamilton

Audience- Cold War Kids

Inside the Cinema- Culture Rejects

Robots- Dan Mangan

Unstoppable- Drake feat. Lil’ Wayne and Santogold

Harold T. Wilkins- Fanfarlo

Surprise Hotel- Fool’s Gold

Paragraphs of Love- Ghostface Killah

Two Weeks- Grizzly Bear

My Girls- Animal Collective

Strictly Game- Harlem Shakes

Up, Up and Away- Kid Cudi

Money I$ King- Lee Fields & The Expressions

Swag Surf- Lil’ Wayne

Who Knows, Who Cares- Local Natives

Fire- Lupe Fiasco

Waterfalls- Moneen

Coochie- Blakrok feat. ODB and Ludacris

Turn it Off- Phantogram

Baby- Phenomenal Handclap Band

1901- Phoenix

Karhu Junassa- Rubik

I Became a Prostitute- The Twilight Sad

Tremors- Two Tongues

Mirrors- Wale

My Night With the Prostitute From Marseilles- Beirut

Crystalised- The xx

Ambling Alps- Yeasayer

Baby By Me- 50 Cent

Already Home- Jay-Z feat. Kid Cudi

Wheel of Fortune- Busta Rhymes

Just Breathe- Pearl Jam

Chase Money- Trouble Andrew

Best Mixtapes 2009:

No Ceilings- Lil’ Wayne

Pink Lavalamp- Charles Hamilton

B.O.B. vs. Bobby Ray- B.O.B.

So Far Gone- Drake

Enemy of the State- Lupe Fiasco

Best Live Shows 2009:

The National

Jay-Z… twice.

Fleet Foxes

Moneen

2010?

Look for new Cold War Kids, Lupe Fiasco, Charles Hamilton, B.O.B., The National, We Are Scientists, Frightened Rabbit and more!

Behave Yourself 

Almost time…

As the end of the year approaches I am almost ready for my albums/songs of the year compilations. How exciting. In the mean time, go download the new Yeasayer album… it is out of this world good. http://rapidshare.com/files/319616214/ysrx2.rar . Au revoir et bonne chance dans nous examinations.

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Lee Fields and the Expressions- Money I$ King

funky soul brotha.

HAWT ALBUMS

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City is Mine- Drizzy Drake

T-o-r-o-n-t-o. D-r-a-k-e.

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Rubik- Karhu Junassa

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